Funny words

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

I wrote ur name on the sands............. it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot


History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

SMILE
- is a language of loveSMILE
- is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....Brush ur Teeth today onwards